Turning 29

Things Good about Turning 29:

T VO

I don’t have a clue where the party is but fortunately for me, I don’t care.

I finally have an excuse to wear a one piece bathing suit.

I can confidently sit in the singles section at lunch and not be bothered by the fact that I have no office lunch buddies.

Rejection no longer hurts as I have become numb to its sting by now.

My single friends are dwindling down to nothing but fortunately for me, I don’t care because I have T VO.

I am referred to as “madam” not “miss”. I know this is due to the fact that I look mature, not old.

My best friend is married but lets me tag along on her houseboat on the weekends

Things Bad about Turning 29:

I have to wear make-up when I leave the house or else children scream and women faint

I think I ruined my life by entering a 4th tier graduate program

Realizing that cellulite scrub does nothing

My pants are tight, I can not hear, and I need contacts

My best friend is married but lets me tag along on her houseboat on the weekends