Things Good about Turning 29:
T VO
I don’t have a clue where the party is but fortunately for me, I don’t care.
I finally have an excuse to wear a one piece bathing suit.
I can confidently sit in the singles section at lunch and not be bothered by the fact that I have no office lunch buddies.
Rejection no longer hurts as I have become numb to its sting by now.
My single friends are dwindling down to nothing but fortunately for me, I don’t care because I have T VO.
I am referred to as “madam” not “miss”. I know this is due to the fact that I look mature, not old.
My best friend is married but lets me tag along on her houseboat on the weekends
Things Bad about Turning 29:
I have to wear make-up when I leave the house or else children scream and women faint
I think I ruined my life by entering a 4th tier graduate program
Realizing that cellulite scrub does nothing
My pants are tight, I can not hear, and I need contacts
My best friend is married but lets me tag along on her houseboat on the weekends
